This is Animal Privilege

Animal privilege is not just getting the summer off. It’s getting EVERY DAY off. The majority of animals don’t have to go to school, like, at all. They need to check their privilege!

Animal Privilege is getting to wear people clothes and drive a lawnmower without any prior knowledge of clothes, lawnmowers, or propane and propane accessories.

I hear birds in our roof and they’re making quite a bit of noise OPPRESSION

Animal privilege is being able to live in people’s roofs and garages and make all the noise you want. Like, could humans do that? IDUNTHINKSO!!!11!

I am not here to cuddle my oppressors

I am not here to feed my oppressors

I am not here to hand hold the leashes of those who growl and hiss at me

I am not here take it easy on animals who bite me

Stop telling me how to react, instead of telling the animals how to act

Stop sending me to obedience school

If you really think the human species is to blame, you’re part of the problem

Animal privilege is being able to walk around freely without clothing anywhere you want and not be arrested for public indecency.